What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

How do I get my body in shape?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.